Geochelone Hairi-chilensis

Spotted on one of the studio windows, a rendition of the classic tale of the tortoise and the hare... NO wait...look at the tortoise... could it be the Geochelone Hairi-chilensis, the legendary hairy leg tortoise from the depths of the Great Rift Valley, long thought to be extinct? oh no, it's not.... it's just a tortoise with some cancerous growth, according to a certain Mr Schäfer.